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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage? Because she stole his heart"
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"I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning... I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning and as he passes by a fish market, he shouts ""Good morning ladies!!!"""
"[Watching 101 Dalmatians with a cute girl] Hold up, hold up. Pause it, please. Thanks. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,"
"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes out for milk and doesn't comeback."
"What's the difference between shaving a red head's pubes and diffusing a bomb? When you diffuse a bomb, you only have to cut one red wire."
"Interviewer: If I called your former boss right now and asked him- Me: *smacks the phone out of his hand* don't do that"
"How do you organize a party in outer space? You planet."
"I spent days, weeks, months, creating the perfect garden gazebo. Meanwhile, my marriage was falling apart"
"Irony Just an alloy of Fe and Yttrium"
"I hope my childhood BFF forgot that silly pact we made at five to kill each other if we hadn't become ponies by 2015. She was really dark."