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Joke of the Day

"Made a typo writing this report and stumbled on the worst joke. Database Administrator: I love my database so much, you could say she's my databae."

"*eats half a pan of brownies while making salad for dinner*"

"A gambling addict begins his 5th stretch of therapy... ""It failed 4 times in a row, so it's bound to work this time."""

"If I was Jennifer Lawrence, I'd see which laws I could ignore. Start with going behind the counter at Starbucks, work my way up to murder."

"Why did the computer split up with the programming language. Because 1 or more arguments were invalid!"

"Beer is mankind's best invention ever, but the wheel is the most revolutionary."

"What's invisible and smells like bananas? monkey farts"

"What's dirtier then fingering your sister? Finding your dad's wedding ring."

"Who ate those tomatoes? Tom ate those."

"Life Advice Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."