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Joke of the Day
"I invited a girl to a disappointing sex club last night. She didn't come."
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"Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman? Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old."
"I saw the funniest joke on television the other day. It was Hillary Clinton's campaign. I couldn't stop laughing."
"There's no problem you can't solve with a great night of dancing. Except for a broken foot. Then you should see a doctor."
"What do you call a gay guy in a coma? Fruity."
"I'm sick of all this sex on TV. I keep falling off."
"My bank was worried My bank called asking if my credit card had been stolen. They were concerned because it hadn't been used at the liquor store since last friday "
"What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."
"Judas: *Sips wine* Great, water again, very funny Jesus:HAHA I got you! Judas: So glad this is our last supper Jesus: what? Judas: what?"
"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid."