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Joke of the Day
"Drilling into American House Walls is like paying into German Welfare risky as fuck."
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"What do women and werewolves have in common? (Offensive) They both go berserk once every month."
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"Im making a fortune promoting home security systems.All I do is say ""Hello"".At 3 in the morning sitting at the end of their bed."
"What do you call a snake that works for the government? ~~A civil serpent~~ Senator."
"Whaddya call a know-it-all from Europe? a Shure-opean"
"Kim Kardashian's baby will be the whitest person to ever see her vagina."
"At first I didn't like having a beard But then it grew on me."
"A guy gets the words ""I love you"" tattooed to his dick. He goes home to his wife, and she says, ""Stop trying to put words in my mouth."""
"Met a woman with 12 boobs the other day Sounds weird dozen tit?"