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"What's the difference between a mod and a banana? [removed]"
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"I don't like the idea of bacteria in my yogurt so I mix it with hand sanitizer. It cuts down on the taste, but I sleep better at night."
"I like my bread the way I like my women... French and covered in butter."
"What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common? The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!"
"Oral sex makes your day but... Anal makes your whole week"
"You've got to let me meet your dentist, black people."
"I would like to start a career in boxing, but I couldn't find any promotor But then I can just send a tweet to Donald Trump"
"Intellectually challenged people who have sex with each other are fucking idiots."
"Net flips and krill? - killer whale text"
"I've got a joke- Women's rights..."