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Joke of the Day
"Why did the airplane no longer work? Because it was **terminal**ly ill. I'll show myself out."
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"Why can't witches have babies? Because their husbands have hollow-weenies."
"I always shave my beard after having sex ... so I can remind my wife for how long we've not been doing it."
"Did you hear that einstein made a theory about space It's about time too"
"How do you keep an amish girl happy? Two men a night."
"I bet Sherlock Holmes rocked the shit out of elementary school."
"If ""con"" is the opposite of ""pro"".... What is the opposite of progress?"
"It be cool if that Malaysia plane appeared with Amelia Earhart flying it back"
"Woke up with no money. I was robbed last night by a guy who looks exactly like me, but drunker."
"I'm not scared I'll end up in an asylum after a breakdown. I'm scared someone will record it on their phone and I'll end up on a GIF."