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Joke of the Day
"I bet Sherlock Holmes rocked the shit out of elementary school."
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"The barber in my neighborhood just got arrested for selling drugs. I've been a customer of his for 4 years, and I never knew he was a barber."
"Although many forms of punctuation are thought to be antiquated, I still believe we live in a hyphen-nation. I still believe we live in a hyphen-nation."
"Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila."
"What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily? An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey"
"I told Leonardo DiCaprio a joke about an Oscar He didn't get it."
"""Want to parachute?"" ""No thanks, I'd rather not maybe die while strapped to a guy I met twenty minutes ago."""
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? Because he was too far out mannnn."
"I ate a pizza. just kidding lol"
"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't get offended by this joke"