128031
Joke of the Day
"If ""con"" is the opposite of ""pro"".... What is the opposite of progress?"
Next Joke
"A horse walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bank. A horse drives a car. Welcome to horse country. There's shit everywhere please help us."
"Why can't you trick an aborted baby? Because it wasn't born yesterday."
"im leavin the united states now that trump is president i am packing my bags and moving to alaska i don't wanna live in this country anymore"
"What do you call someone with no legs? 30 a week poorer."
"What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight."
"You can't sugar coat the truth with fat people... Or they'd probably eat that too."
"""Did you bring your LIST?"" -Everyone who sees Craig at the supermarket, probably"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Great big holes all over australia"
"What gets bigger everytime I see my wife. My wife."