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Joke of the Day

"It be cool if that Malaysia plane appeared with Amelia Earhart flying it back"

"What kind of cereal does Microsoft make? Wind O's"

"Someone just filled me in about those small places in the hot, sandy desert called an ""Oasis."" ... That's where the Arab boys go to eat their dates."

"It was so cold UN weapons inspectors suddenly decided that chemical weapons might be hidden in Hawaii"

"I got two front teeth for Christmas! I have no idea who they belong to."

"If you're fishing on ice you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY??? The ice will crack up!"

"""Hey Steve Jobs, I'm really happy for you, And I'ma let you finish, but Moses had the greatest tablet of all time!"" -Kanye"

"Waiting to see who sits next to you on a plane feels like the opposite of winning the lottery."

"Door-to-door Christian guy: Jesus loves you. Me: Really? Just me? Him: Well, no. He loves everyone. Me: I don't have time for players."

"Jeffrey Tambor walks into a bar and spots Stephen Tobolowsky... He says, ""Have I seen you somewhere before?"""