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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep an amish girl happy? Two men a night."
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"If guns don't kill people; people kill people... Then toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast."
"""Haha totally man"" - me, after failing to understand someone for a third time."
"I saw a BMW driver using their turning signal! But then I woke up from my dream."
"purposely bought tall lace up boots so I'll never have to be anywhere on time again"
"I had an amazing racist joke to tell... ...but a black guy stole it."
"What do you call a troupe of performing Redditors? Cirque le Jerk"
"What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song? Do You Hear what I Hear?"
"Doctors love to slip in that worst case scenario. ""It could be a cold or strep throat or WEST NILE VIRUS but I'm sure it's nothing."""
"What's the difference between Doctor Who and Facebook? When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason."