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Joke of the Day
"Why can't witches have babies? Because their husbands have hollow-weenies."
Next Joke
"I was pleased with the first day of The World Cup, and even more pleased that it didn't turn into ""2 Girls, 1 World Cup"" as I had feared."
"I feel sorry for all of the atheists named Christian."
"What do you call a fish in a hurry? Salman Rushdie."
"What is my favorite rhetorical question?"
"a couple of bros... ""I wanna know. Which one of you is Bro Montana, and which is Terrell Browens?"""
"Fridges should have glass doors.That way i dont have to stand with the fridge door open trying to figure out my next move."
"So I got a text from a guy. He said he lives across the street and would like to get to know me. I answered that I live in front of a cemetery and those kind of acquaintances scare the shit out of me."
"I can tell how productive I was at work by how much battery my cell phone has left when I leave."
"A Jewish kid asks his father if he can borrow $30... The father says, ""$30! Do you have any idea how much money $20 is? Where am I going to get $10?"