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Joke of the Day

"Why do they keep records of people who died due to alcohol, but not the records of people who were born thanks to it?"

"What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can reason with the terrorist!"

"Five out of six people enjoy Russian Roulette."

"My friend kees saying ' cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole of water' I know he means well."

"How do you say ""I'm sorry I got you pregnant, but my plane leaves in an hour. I might visit the baby one day."" in Korean?"

"Subway should be taken to court. They force their male employees to make sandwiches for other people and that is clearly sexist."

"What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show!"

"What happens in Vegas never happens to me."

"As a kid my mom laughed at me because I was always worrying about being shot with a crossbow while on the toilet. Well who's laughing now?"

"What do you call a drug-addicted canine? A meth lab!"