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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire."
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"A Bar joke A Socialist jew, a misandrist woman, a Canadian and a Toupee walk into a Bar. One walks out the President of America."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see the poof. Knock Knock? Who's there? The chicken."
"Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs? So they can get a long little doggie."
"What club cancels their meeting everytime? The vegan club"
"What is Jesus' favorite gun? A nail gun I'm going to hell"
"I stayed up all night to find out where the sun went... Then, it dawned on me."
"I'd make a joke about desecrating animal corpses But it would just be beating a dead horse."
"Wife: I'm glad you're watching TLC and looking to improve yourself. So who are your new friends? Husband: These would be your Sister Wives"
"Which day do chickens hate the most? Friday."