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Joke of the Day
"What club cancels their meeting everytime? The vegan club"
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"What's batmans favourite fruit? Ba na na na na na na na na na na na na na grapefruit."
"What is the internal temperature of a taun taun? Luke warm!"
"What's dirtier than grease on Olivia Newton John? Cum on Eileen."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog !"
"I have a friend named Tim who is dyslexic and shares too much. We call him Tmi."
"The neighbors are still looking for their dog. That shit was good"
"Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany? It was x-axis"
"If you are ever cold. If you are ever cold, go to a corner. It's usually 90 degrees."
"Where did the Jewish girl go during the bombing? Everywhere."