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Joke of the Day
"Which day do chickens hate the most? Friday."
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"I just got a job crushing cans... It's soda-pressing."
"Dear Algebra, Stop asking us to find your X. She's isn't coming back and don't ask Y."
"So I just wrote a test on the Periodic table of Elements It went berylliumtly"
"Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school? Broccoli"
"It's true, basic white girls don't poop You need to pay for a more advanced model for those features."
"As a gift to my girlfriend, Tola, I tattooed her name on myself in the mirror and I think that says alot"
"*opens up briefcase in court, revealing snakes* ""Wait. Then that means-"" [cut to my nemesis waking up surrounded by my opening statement]"
"Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience."
"A club sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'm sorry, we don'tserve food here."""