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Joke of the Day

"A Bar joke A Socialist jew, a misandrist woman, a Canadian and a Toupee walk into a Bar. One walks out the President of America."

"What's common between a Game Tester and Gynecologist. They both look for problems in places where other men find pleasure."

"What happened to the concussed gravedigger? He lost the plot."

"When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."

"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer They must have been laced pretty badly, cause I've been trippin all morning"

"What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke? That sounded a lot better in my head"

"Hitler was the worst track runner he couldn't even finish one race"

"Scientists are coming closer to unlocking the secret to why the average American owns 40 pairs of jeans but only wears 3 or 4 of them."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite music album? The Wall"

"What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office? Insure ants?"