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Joke of the Day

"I stayed up all night to find out where the sun went... Then, it dawned on me."

"Giving a woman an orgasm is like riding a bicycle. I always feel silly wearing a helmet."

"I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought, ""That's just spam."""

"Why did the condom cross the road? It got pissed off."

"Caught my dog chewing on my law books this morning. Now he is Pro Bono."

"The best part of being a crackhead.... Only two more sleeps until Christmas."

"I was gonna tell a gay joke... ~~butt fuck it.~~ though I decided not to because it would offend the members of the LGBT community."

"Why is it so hard to get into a relationship with an SJW? Because they have high double standards."

"Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: ""Baroke baroke baroke."""

"Did you hear about the epileptic midget who works at the pizzeria? They call him Little Seizures."