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Joke of the Day
"I once dated a girl with twelve nipples Sounds weird, dozentit?"
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"What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer? Juan on Juan."
"TIL Humans eat more krill than whales. I can't remember the last time I've eaten a whale."
"I've just been sentenced to 6 months in prism It'll give me a chance to reflect"
"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patio furniture."
"Spanish joke... Un pez dijo al otro pez, ""Que hace tu padre?"" Nada"
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"Jesus walked on water? Big deal. I can too. Let's see him walk on Vodka"
"*gets naked* *gets baked* *doesn't get why they don't rhyme*"