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Joke of the Day

"Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs? So they can get a long little doggie."

"Old age homes suck people are dying to get out of there."

"[Record Shop] Me: Hi, have you got anything by the Doors? Shopkeeper: No, we have to keep all exits clear in case of emergencies."

"It's Friday night, you know what that means! I'm going to get loaded and tweet a bunch of stupid shit and then delete it all tomorrow. Yay!"

"I'm getting concerned that Beyonce never told those single ladies to put their hands down and now there's a bunch of unfed cats out there."

"People who pariticpate in karaoke and are actually good singers are just fucking obnoxious."

"Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish. The results speak for themselves."

"People who eat hotdogs from a gas station, you know there's faster ways to commit suicide?"

"How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb? **Lightbulbs** are easily threaded by one person, **usually** with one hand. Doot."

"What if Aliens don't want to visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move."