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Joke of the Day

"[1st date] HER: So do you have any hobbies? SALT SHAKER: Nice dress! It would look great on my floor HER: What?! HIM: Just ventriloquism"

"If the World Trade Center was in India.... Would the terrorist attack be on 7/11?"

"I wish my name was Grudge. This way my wife would hold on to me forever."

"So I met this guy from North Korea. I asked him, ""so how was life in North Korea?"" He replied ""Can't complain."""

"Tighty-whities are like cheap hotels No ballroom."

"What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."

"There was a depressed sausage... he thought his life was THE WURST."

"Your son has been suspended ""for what?"" He hit a kid who was picking on another child ""so what, yall ran out of ice cream to give him?"""

"Some guy walked up to me today and said I'm racist I told him I'm not racist. In fact my best friend was a black child until my dad sold him"

"What do call an Asian person who sucks at jokes ? Obvious-lee"