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Joke of the Day
"If the World Trade Center was in India.... Would the terrorist attack be on 7/11?"
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"I like to fill my medicine cabinet with marbles before I invite people over."
"I hear you knocking at my door. You thinking I'm going to answer it is your second mistake."
"I had intimate contact with Jesus... ...in a Mexican jail cell."
"Which is the saltiest fish? Tuna"
"What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis? TB or not TB, that is the question."
"What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats."
"Why do people smile in Africa? So they won't run into each other in the dark."
"My friends say I have a gambling addiction... I bet I don't."
"Why is it called an ""almond"" in the tree but an ""amond"" when it falls to the ground? When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it."