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Joke of the Day
"I wish my name was Grudge. This way my wife would hold on to me forever."
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"Sex with an optometrist can be so tedious... ""better this way or that way? This way or that way? This way or that way? ..."""
"Why don't plumbers ride bikes? Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack"
"Which of these jokes do the pigs like best? The corniest ones."
"What's another name for a dictator? A penis potato!"
"I just got home and found someone had stolen my bed! I walked in and it was gone. Honestly, i'm not lying"
"Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long."
"Ladies, if you ever need to fend off an attacker, just start talking about what's been going on in your life."
"Do you know how to get a witch pregnant..... You fuck her"
"What does the nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."