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Joke of the Day

"Nice being home from work so I can finally continue sitting only now it's in a slightly more comfortable environment."

"What was Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"

"A giraffe walks into a bar... and says, ""High balls are on me!"""

"Euphemism? I 'ardly know 'im!"

"Ask me if I'm a tomato"

"Why did the girl spray her clock? It was full of ticks."

"If Albert Einstein sent you a text with a typo, you'd call him a fucking idiot too."

"A black family wins a free cruise 'Oh hell no. We ain't falling for that again'"

"A farmer counted up all of his cows and found that he had 196 of them But when he rounded them up he had 200"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ? Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !"