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Joke of the Day

"Nice being home from work so I can finally continue sitting only now it's in a slightly more comfortable environment."

"What soft drink do pigs like best? Root beer."

"Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us? Why do we have to do all the work?"

"Did you hear that Jesus starred in a porn? it was called ""the second cumming"""

"why does a fly hang upside down ? to take the weight of its feet."

"Why didnt the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe"

"Why would Donald Trump make a great addition to The Walking Dead? All he wants to do is build a wall."

"My neighbour is pissed. My recycle bin has missing for months so I've been using hers. My boyfriend is missing too. Same situation."

"I have found the secret to intradimensional travel"

"Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea? Because all proper tea is theft."