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Joke of the Day

"So I met this guy from North Korea. I asked him, ""so how was life in North Korea?"" He replied ""Can't complain."""

"Do you ever take a bunch of pills, forget that you took a bunch of pills, take a bunch more pills, and then die? I know. Me TOO."

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay"

"Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now Louise who discovered Australia ? Pupil: Fred did !"

"Put the punchline in the title. How do you piss off a redditor?"

"What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? Names! -Bo Burnham"

"What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop? An Amish drive-by shooting"

"Husband says to his wife ""you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back!"" She says ""what do you expect? You're in a wheelchair."""

"I'm in a band called Missing Cat. You've probably seen our posters."

"I'm so poor that for Christmas my mom cut a hole in my pants so I would have something to play with."