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Joke of the Day

"Tighty-whities are like cheap hotels No ballroom."

"I would shave my beard... but it's kind of grown on me."

"What is the definition of ""indefinitely""? When your balls slap your girlfriend's ass, you know you're in definitely."

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an Essay."

"A C, an E flat and a G walk into a bar The bartender says, ""We don't serve minors here."""

"New Urinals I'm not a fan of those new shaped urinals, went for a pee earlier and the fan just blew it everywhere!"

"Turned up five minutes late so missed the rules... ...but I had an amazing time at this fight club last week, you should definitely look into it and maybe join, we fight in a car park every weekend."

"video games hav a negative effect on children they teach them to learn and adapt to any world they find themselves in adn overcome obstacles"

"Knock knock? Who's there? ...It's Johnny, grandma... A single tear rolled down the boys face. Alzheimers was taking its hold on her."

"When people ask how my childhood was, I say ""Pretty good, so far."""