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Joke of the Day

"Some guy walked up to me today and said I'm racist I told him I'm not racist. In fact my best friend was a black child until my dad sold him"

"What do you call a prostitude asking for a ride? A Hictchooker"

"What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday? Easter"

"Someone just told me ignorance and apathy are the world's two biggest problems I didn't know that, but I don't really care."

"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing... Unless you're talking to someone at a funeral. Dimitri Martin"

"What do you call a fat computer? A Dell. -- Credit where credits due. Got this off of some dude's donation on Summ1t's twitch stream:P"

"English Folk Customs by Morris Dancer"

"Mosquitoes This is two mosquitoes that go a bike and back tells of front: Hey, so, who has gotten me Fly in the eye ...!"

"Load your plate up high, then take it to the kitchen, toss it all in the blender, and take your ""shake"" back to the table. Announce that it's the new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake"

"What's black and never works? Decaf coffee."