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Joke of the Day

"So a camel opened up an ice-cream parlor... he called it Dromedary Queen"

"How do people do backflips and shit, like I can't even flip my grilled burger without fucking it up."

"A priest asked a convicted murderer at the electric chair: ""Do you have any last requests?"" ""Yes,"" replied the murderer ""will you please hold my hand?"""

"Did you hear about the woman who replaced her addiction to ornithology with alcohol? She was described as being off her tits."

"(taken from my kid's favorite show 'Arthur') What is a sea monster's favorite meal? Fish and Ships"

"Wait. If Toyotas can't stop accelerating, can't they theoretically be used for space travel?"

"Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes."

"I saw a documentary on how they make jeans... It was riveting."

"Sarah Palin is claiming she had a sexual relationship with Bill Clinton. When asked, Clinton responded ""Close, but no cigar."""

"You know what Popeye and Napoleon have in common? They both come on those little jugs of Olive Oil."