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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a class for dumb gingers? Speckle-ed."
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"What do you call a queue of boxers? A punchline."
"Why do Japanese people squint? Nuclear explosions are bright"
"Boy, ISIS are going to be pissed when they find out New Atheists talk about God more than them."
"I keep having this dream that I'm being carried off by a giant squirrel. Does that make me nuts?"
"What's your favorite rape joke? Here's mine: ______________________________"
"Who's Microsoft's favorite musician? Adele"
"While texting a girl she told me ""I'm board"" so I stopped seeing her. I wasn't offended. I just don't date wood. Or people who can't spell."
"They say there is safety in numbers... Tell that to 6 million jews"
"My son would have been 16 today... It's too bad he died after being caught in my wife's bed."