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Joke of the Day

"A priest asked a convicted murderer at the electric chair: ""Do you have any last requests?"" ""Yes,"" replied the murderer ""will you please hold my hand?"""

"What do you call a cannibal that eats relatives? Munchkin."

"What Does an Angry Sheep Say in Battle? Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA."

"I often think if I'd taken a different path in life, I could be lying on a slightly more comfortable sofa right now."

"Why did the rap battle champion get the most spacious and accessible seat on the bus? Because of his dis-ability."

"Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas? Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 is a registered sex offender."

"I fell off my bike 3 days in a row Its a vicious cycle I tried."

"I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid."

"KFC has a new Hillary meal Its comes with two big thighs, two small breasts, and one left wing."