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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor."

"Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb."

"Wait just a minute! You're not Jennifer Aniston! Oh, you got me with that avi. Well played. I knew it was to good to be true."

"Moms. The original autocorrect."

"Behemoth? No. Hebebutterfly."

"A boomerang walks into a bar... Bartender says, ""Hey, I thought I threw you out of here!"""

"What I learned from small crosses placed along the roadside with flowers. Christians are horrible drivers."

"What do you call a masturbating bull? Beef Stroganoff."

"Stop making jokes about gay guys. Come on guys. im also fucking serious guys. its so *hard* making gay jokes and hoping you wont get lower karma, butt fuck it."

"Have you ever accidentally ended a business call with ""I love you?"" Oh yeah me neither."