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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb."
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"If only my sex life was as consistent as the Adobe updates."
"How do you turn a little boy into a little girl? With a small loan of a million dollars."
"ME: ""This might be a dumb question..."" SCIENTIST: ""There's no such thing as dumb que--"" ME: ""Am I a dragon?"""
"Weddings r cool bc u can cry in public about other stuff as long as u look in the general direction of the bride + groom"
"Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry? It had a plane to catch."
"What's the heaviest soup in Asia? Wonton soup!"
"Why are women called bitches? Because they both run after sticks and balls."
"When is a mountain goat not a mountain goat? When he's a hillbilly."
"Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box? because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, ""lie to me!"""