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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever accidentally ended a business call with ""I love you?"" Oh yeah me neither."
Next Joke
"That group of millionaires owned by that one millionaire is beating that other group of millionaires owned by that other millionaire. Yes!!!"
"Apparently, women only enjoy a nice romantic breakfast in bed when they know how you got in their house."
"This specimen cup tastes like Coors Light."
"What do you call a mexican who last his car? Juaquin."
"My mom has always assured me that when my dad died in the towers on 9/11, that the image of my face would have been the second last thing going through his head The last thing was the ceiling."
"Why did Hitler kill himself? He finally got the gas bill."
"What if the light we see at the end of the tunnel when we die is really Us just being pushed out of a vagina into our next life?"
"Did you hear about the murdered essay? They can't find the body."
"I dowloaded the song ""Runnin' down a dream"" illegally from the internet... I got charged with Petty theft."