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Joke of the Day
"Moms. The original autocorrect."
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"A star walks into a black hole... ... but it doesn't seem phazed. The black hole turns to the star and says, ""Sir, I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation."""
"Hey dad, the hospital called, patients are trying to rest, could you please turn down your television."
"If apple made a car... Would it have windows?"
"Deja Moo When you are sure you have heard this bullshit before."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see the idiot. Knock knock *Who's there?* The chicken..."
"All I'm saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us but whatever be that way."
"My favorite prostitute told me she was a licensed psychologist... Blew my mind."
"If Trump is so bad why does he visit a homeless shelter every day? [someone whispers in my ear] I am now being told it's to taunt them"
"Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail? For staging a coo"