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Joke of the Day

"Behemoth? No. Hebebutterfly."

"I heard that Being the one to circumcise elephants doesn't pay too well But the tips are huge!!"

"What did zero say to eight? Nice belt!"

"I pledged to pick up 10 pieces of trash on Tuesday. So, I'm going to Walmart to see if anyone needs a ride. *adds humanitarian to resume"

"If I die, tell them to reconstruct me from sock DNA."

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. People who understand binary and people who don't."

"Horses are so negative in meetings.... They are such neigh-sayers."

"Five American states that vaguely resemble Indian cuisine when spelled backwards: Aksala, Nogero, Sasnakra, Ohadi, Hatu."

"Want to hear a corny joke? It's so good, you'd say it was a-maize-ing"

"What do you call a gay Dinosaur? Dead."