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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a masturbating bull? Beef Stroganoff."
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"If I had a dollar for every time I stepped on the cat when I arrived home... I could afford to wipe my shoes on a proper door mat"
"I lied awake all last night waiting for the sun to come up... And then it dawned on me."
"Yesterday a guy knocked on my door to ask for a small donation for an aquatic center being built in my town.. So I gave him a glass of water"
"What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists? An ENTmoot."
"A husband says to his wife... ""I killed 5 flies today. 2 were female, 3 were male."" Wife asks: ""How do you know?"" Husband says: ""2 were on the phone and 3 were on the beer can."""
"Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men? He thought they had delivery service."
"What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down? Igloos it back together."
"Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony? When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had ""To NY"" on their hats."
"Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding? Because it was Low key"