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Joke of the Day

"What I learned from small crosses placed along the roadside with flowers. Christians are horrible drivers."

"Jesus and the blind man... What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man? Made you look!"

"[enter password] mypulloutgame [password weak] All 8 of my kids: daddy why are u crying"

"What would Donald Trump do if he doesn't win the election? He'll start his own brand of ""Government"""

"Why doesn't Chris Hemsworth like to eat Fruity Pebbles on set? his lips were Thor"

"Wood Tits A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?"

"Is it rude to give a copy of photoshop at a baby shower? It's just that I know what both parents look like they're gonna need it."

"What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia? The mid-life crisis."

"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You Pokemon!"

"What's the difference between Jews and Harry Potter? Harry Potter escaped the chamber"