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Joke of the Day

"Wait just a minute! You're not Jennifer Aniston! Oh, you got me with that avi. Well played. I knew it was to good to be true."

"A nun wakes up late for church.... She runs out after quickly getting dressed, and asks a small boy, ""Is mass out?"" He replies, ""No but your hat's on crooked."""

"What happens when lawyers die? They lie still."

"What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee? ""Life's a bee-itch and then you die."""

"Bungee Two friends watching Bungee Jumping. 1st friend: Do u wanna try? 2nd friend: No way! I was born bcoz a rubber broke... Don't want to die for the same reason!!!"

"What is it called when Batman leaves church? Christian Bale... "

"What did the librarian say to the travel agent? Find what you're booking for?"

"What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza? Little Seizures..."

"How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb? It was too bright in here anyway."

"How much coke DID Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men."