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Joke of the Day

"Lorena Bobbit and Jeffery Dahmer This is an old one... What did Jeff say to Lorena after she cut her husband's penis off? You gonna eat that?"

"What does a negatively charged particle do when it gets excited? It gets an erectron."

"Tomorrow's Thanksgiving! Have a fowl meal!"

"What is a Fecalpheliac's favorite time of day? Ate Turdy"

"What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog? A. A diplo-croak-us."

"What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach? ""Get out of my son!"""

"Why was ""six"" afraid of ""seven?"" Because seven was a registered six offender."

"How to kill two birds with one stone: Step 1: throw a stone at a bird Step 2: go pick up that stone Step 3: throw it at another bird"

"Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"IMAGINE the trash talk that goes on between Oxford & Cambridge ""I say. I heard your mum once went to Wolverhampton"" ""You take that BACK SIR"""