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Joke of the Day
"Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ""How do you drive this thing?"""
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"What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum? Dah okey pokey mon."
"So Porsche released a Jewish Car... The Yom KiPorsche, since the Muslims already had the Porsche 911"
"How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet? Not enough minerals."
"Its thanksgiving, and I am thankful for my dog, my boobies, and my life. Happy thanksgiving to you and your boobies."
"Rude limerick anyone? There was a man from Leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds. Great tufts of grass grew out of his arse, and his balls were infested with weeds."
"With his campaign struggling, Ben Carson seeks to appeal more to a mainstream and humanize himself with a new campaign slogan... Once you go black, you never go back. Carson 2016"
"A blind guy walks into a bar ***thud***"
"The most frustrating thing I've ever tried to do was throw away a trash can."
"I lost my virginity when I was in high school, which was awesome... however I was home schooled."