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Joke of the Day
"What is a Fecalpheliac's favorite time of day? Ate Turdy"
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"Take a deep breath. Exhale slowly. - Respirational Tweet"
"Why did the fly fly ?"
"I came, I saw, the neighbors complained."
"I've said it before. Wednesday. Where you're too far out to see weekend in any direction."
"How not to be funny. /r/funny"
"Women who build walls around yourselves, please consider putting in a gloryhole."
"What did the record holder for the world's longest coma get? A trophy"
"Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball? They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)"
"I watched a horror movie about pogo sticks. Too many jump scares."