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Joke of the Day

"What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog? A. A diplo-croak-us."

"Me: ""I mean, how can Harry Potter be the best Quidditch Seeker when he's the only one with glasses?"" Librarian: ""Just pay your fine, Ma'am."""

"What happened to the american man who broke his leg? He went... broke."

"The Energizer Bunny was recently arrested. He was charged with battery."

"My wife's sister My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off."

"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack."

"So I suppose Obi-Gyn Kenobi would have used the forceps?"

"I tripped on a ""slippery when wet"" sign today. I was floored by the irony."

"The navigator of the Titanic dashed to the Captain's deck. Navigator: ""Sir, if we keep heading that way we will hit the iceberg! We have to change course now!!"" Captain: ""but it's unsinkable."""

"And the lord said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came fifth and received a toaster."