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Joke of the Day
"What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach? ""Get out of my son!"""
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"What is green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger"
"A Star Wars scene where drunk Luke and Han admit they have no idea what Chewie and R2 are saying, and then they both just start laughing"
"Do you know the 6 states of matter? 1. Solid 2. Liquid 3. Gas 4. Plasma. 5. BoseEinstein condensate 6. Black Lives"
"What is Reddits favorite country? Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)"
"What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day? You're purrr-fect for me!"
"Depressed?"
"sometimes i watch online videos where people are so happy to see each other they make love naked"
"Modified oldie: My dick is ... Boaster: My dick is 12 inches but I don't use it as a rule Boaster+: And mines one metre but I don't use it as a foot!"
"Did you hear about the guy who was obsessed with building HOV lanes through mountains? Classic case of carpool tunnel syndrome"