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Joke of the Day
"What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach? ""Get out of my son!"""
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"Like a baboon stuck in a snowstorm... I should be dead right now."
"whenever u hear a creak at night, dont wory its nothimg scary! its just a reminder that somthing u think is solid like a house actualy moves"
"I don't always give women orgasms, but when I do... I let them swallow."
"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she wanted to say hello from the other side."
"[desert island diary - day 1] 4:15 pm: Got one call out of my cell phone before it died. Now I wait. 5:25 pm: That pizza is definitely free"
"New Game Here's a new game we can all play! You have to use a long mallet to hit frozen potato treats through hoops on a field. All while dressed as a frontiersman I call it Croquette Crockett Croquet"
"What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef"
"What did the little kid do with the dead battery? He buried it."
"How did the captain of the u-boat announce to his crew that there were no more passports to go around? This sub has officially run out of IDs."