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Joke of the Day

"Why was ""six"" afraid of ""seven?"" Because seven was a registered six offender."

"And on the 32nd day, God had forgotten to end his free trial, so he was charged for the month."

"Wife: Are you coming or not? Me: Is there gonna be alcohol? Wife: It's your grandmother's funeral! M:... Wife: NO! Me: Then I'm not coming."

"How are wives like cholesterol? If you ignore them for too long they'll probably end up killing you"

"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem... ...comes out of nowhere."

"What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France? Paras"

"You're like a magnet... Your fatass is always on the fridge."

"A girl just referred to New Kids On The Block as ""Classic Rock"" & now I understand why the world hates Americans."

"""I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again."""

"I'm sorry to hear your uncle was run over by a boat in Venice. My gondolences."