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Joke of the Day

"What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time? I am not a cook"

"A lawyer-turned-cook is a sue chef."

"911 Worker > 911,What's your emergency? Man > My wife is going to give birth! Worker > Is this her first born? Man > No,it's her husband *Ba Dum Tss*"

"Every boy band song should have a part where they realize they're singing about the same girl & get mad at each other."

"Donald Trump isn't the candidate the Republicans need, he's the candidate they deserve. (as punishment for all the stuff they've done over the last eight years)"

"I like my women like I like my cold meats In-bread"

"You have to sit up to drink coffee in bed. I know that now."

"PRETZELS Two pretzels were walking down the street, and one was a salted."

"Chuck Norris Children usually write there name in the snow with pee Chuck Norris writes his name in pee on concrete"

"Why does hitler not like jewish lemonade ? Its to hasidic"