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Joke of the Day
"[someone reading a beautiful poem in german] ME: i have never been more frightened"
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"Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change? Because they were vaccinated as children."
"As a kid i looked up to Bill Nye the science guy, but as of today after learning about him i will probably look down on him. And people at my level would agree. I'm 6'3 and he is 6 feet tall."
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snowballs!"
"What do you call rich Mexicans? The Juan percent."
"I just changed my Facebook password to '14 days' but it said it was Too weak"
"*waits for a sign* *dead bird falls from sky* *waits for another, better sign*"
"Life is like a shit sandwich... The more bread you have the less shit you have to eat."
"What goes eek eek bang? A mouse in a minefield !"
"[Haunted House] Ghost:You've been here a week Me: I like you G:You knew what this was M: I thought I was your boo G: I say that to everyone"