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Joke of the Day
"What's the cure for world hunger? Food"
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"I've gotten away with blaming the dog for my farts dozens of times so I hope my wife believes me when I tell her that he just shit my pants."
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"5 years ago, I asked the love of my life on a date. Yesterday, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times. Posted this on r/funny and was told to post it here also."
"I get really sad whenever I go to Florida It just seems to be a tropical depression"
"He died doing what he loved; getting stabbed to death in a TJ Maxx."
"The toy inside my McDonald's Apathy Meal is just a lump of gray plastic and an instruction sheet that says ""Whatever. This job sucks."""
"Grammer nazis are the worse. Thank you four you're time."
"My wife told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said ""Maybe"""