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Joke of the Day

"A tree on facebook The tree got upset because of a meme someone made of him and instead of deactivating his account,.....he logged out!"

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"CAT VAMPIRE: let me in! ME: ok CAT VAMPIRE: you fool! now I will suck your bl- ME: *closes door* CAT VAMPIRE: ... CAT VAMPIRE: let me out"
"When The Rock is about to do it to his wife I bet he says something sexy like ""You ready to Rock?!"" or ""Rock, paper, scissors?!"""
"You show me a migraine and I'll show you a real pain in the neck"
"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."
"My friend David lost his ID yesterday... We just call him Dav now"
"I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me for playing too much videogames.. She says its ""just cause"" but either way I think its a pretty silly thing to fallout 4.."
"Why did the Redditor cross the road? To bask in social approval."
"My penis was in the Guinness book of world records. Then the librarian told me to take it out. hehehehehe"
"Q: What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car? A: A windshield viper."