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Joke of the Day
"Why did the can crusher hate his job? Because it was soda pressing"
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"Two vampires walk into a bar One orders a glass of blood, the other orders a glass of plasma. The bartender replies, ""So one blood and a blood light."""
"If you've been kind to nature, birds will rescue you through your sunroof in a traffic jam and fly you to their kingdom"
"A suicide bomber walks into a bar But he doesn't blow up, because it's an Allahu snack bar."
"Why was the football stadium so cold? Because of all the fans."
"Did you know fish have their own religion? It's called ""ichtheology."" They study it in school"
"Having to get just a cucumber at the store can be awkward. Especially if you panic & say, ""It's not what you think, it just for a salad."""
"A woman on death row is asked what she would like for her last meal. I dunno, what do you want?"
"A heavy metal fan walks into a heavy metal bar. He gets a concussion."
"A giraffe was at an airport security check line. The security guy asked ""Is that your laptop?"". The giraffe replied ""I thought you would never ask."""