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Joke of the Day
"Is your pH 14? Cause you're a basic bitch"
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"I wanted a dog. My wife wanted a cat. We had to compromise so we got a cat."
"What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes."
"Knock knock Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Hammer. Person 2: Hammer what? Person 1: Hammertime! ^canttouchthis"
"What do you call a Hispanic midget? Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese."
"FACT: if a cop says FREEZE and then you say ""now everybody clap yo hands"" he has to drop his gun and clap and then you can get away."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ? Cuba wood !"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clinton ! Clinton who ? Clinton your eye !"
"What is the point of owning a fish? They are just furniture with the ability to die."
"Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up? Because Oct31 = Dec25"