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Joke of the Day

"My rich uncle just passed away so I recently came into some money But now the bills are all stuck together"

"emo vs obama emo has a gun and obama has a ball to wow the crowd with but the ball has a spike on it"

"Do you think they named April Fool's Day in your honor?"

"Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember"

"What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients? Omelette you figure it out"

"What part of the road is always crying? The breakdown lane."

"It's no wonder Q: Why did Stevie Wonder step in the turd? A: Because he can't see shit."

"WANTED: Fun for Chemists (type jokes pls) I'd tell you a good chem joke but the best ones argon."

"How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place."

"To weigh 50 kilos and say that you're fat, that is so female..."